[Intro]

Monday morning, access granted
UnitySphere shines onscreen
Mara clicks the first configuration
A yellow padlock takes its stand
A message opens without mercy:
"Not included in your plan"

[Verse]

User groups can all be listed
But they cannot be assigned
Custom roles appear as options
With a diamond by the line
Backups run each Sunday evening
Retention lasts a week, no more
Ben finds the ticket dashboard button
Grayed out: "Not at your tier"

[Pre-Chorus]

Every door has perfect handles
Every room has empty walls
Every menu leads to somewhere
That the purchase never bought

[Chorus]

Not included in your plan
Not available on demand
You bought the key, you bought the brand
But not the lock you need to turn
Everything you thought was standard
Was not included in your plan

[Verse]

Priya opens audit settings
Thirty fields, but only three
Mara tries to export payroll
Structured data needs a fee
Klaus compares the signed appendix
To the promises they gave
"Export capability included"
Never says in what exact way

[Pre-Chorus]

The demo's doors were never locked
The demo's clocks were never stopped
Prepared accounts could cross the land
On privileges they never planned

[Chorus]

Not included in your plan
Not available on demand
You bought the key, you bought the brand
But not the lock you need to turn
Everything you thought was standard
Was not included in your plan

[Drum Break]

[Litany]

One module for the users
One module for the files
One module for the automatic
Calculation of the miles

One module for the backups
One module for the keys
One module that lets the other
Modules finally agree

[Bridge]

Victor says, "We must have missed it"
Mara lays the contract flat
Klaus says, "No — they never promised
Which edition did all that"

[Breakdown]

Bought the platform
Rented the switch
Paid for the road
Now pay for the bridge

Bought the dashboard
Rented the view
Paid for the system
Now pay to use it too

[Final Chorus]

Not included in your plan
Now the warning fills the screen
Everything that worked on Friday
Needs a license in between
No mistake and no bad scan
This was always in the plan

[Outro]

The message waits
The cursor blinks
A tiny link says, "View your tiers"

Mara shuts the black brochure
The perfect demo disappears